Historical Re-creation, he thought glumly, as they picked their way across, under, over or through the boulders and insect-buzzing heaps of splintered timber, with streamlets running everywhere. Only we do it with people dressing up and running around with blunt weapons, and people selling hot dogs, and the girls all miserable because they can only dress up as wenches, wenching being the only job available to women in the olden days.
Terry PratchettI used to like reading and you read enough books and you overflow and then you start writing.
Terry PratchettDon't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.
Terry Pratchett