His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability which affects all too few.
Terry PratchettIf complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!
Terry PratchettI intend, before the endgame looms, to die sitting in a chair in my own garden with a glass of brandy in my hand and Thomas Tallis on the iPod. Oh, and since this is England, I had better add, "If wet, in the library." Who could say that this is bad?
Terry PratchettAlways face what you fear. Have just enough money, never too much, and some string. Even if itโs not your fault, itโs your responsibility. Witches deal with things. Never stand between two mirrors. Never cackle. Do what you must do. Never lie, but you donโt always have to be honest. Never wish. Especially donโt wish upon a star, which is astronomically stupid. Open your eyes, and then open your eyes again.
Terry Pratchett