Journalism makes you think fast. You have to speak to people in all walks of life. Especially local journalism.

Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a door at the top.")

He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe. Which was going to be hard, because there wasn't one.

But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection.One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.

Remember - that which does not kill us can only make us stronger. And that which does kill us leaves us dead!

Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.

It is true that words have power, and one of the things they are able to do is get out of someone’s mouth before the speaker has the chance to stop them.