Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a door at the top.")

You're not allowed to call them dinosaurs any more," said Yo-less. "It's speciesist. You have to call them pre-petroleum persons.

Quick, someone's coming! Look real!

Most people who have found that they are more intelligent than most around them, have yet to learn that one of the most intelligent things they can do is prevent said people ever finding this out.

Your whole life passes in front of your eyes before you die. This is called living.

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don't you?