Progress just means bad things happen faster.

But there was more to it than that. As the Amazing Maurice said, it was just a story about people and rats. And the difficult part of it was deciding who the people were, and who were the rats.

Fresh wounds," said Angua. "But one of them did shoot one of the other in the leg by accident." "I think you'd better put in your report as -self inflicted- wounds while resisting arrest," said Vimes.

Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha." "I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks!

Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.

You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.