Esk felt that bravery was called for, but on a night like this bravery lasted only as long as a candle stayed alight.
Inside every lump of coal there's a diamond waiting to get out.
Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.
Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.
The best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's.
Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath.