The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
Terry PratchettThat, lad," he said proudly, "was some of the worst poetry I have heard for a long time. It was offensive to the ear and a torrrture to the soul....We'll make a gonnagle out of ye yet!
Terry PratchettI should have learned this, she thought. I wanted to learn fire, and pain, but I should have learned people.
Terry PratchettMoist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath.
Terry Pratchett