Do you wanna be really really awesome? Just keep watching me.

The man who will be the future of the WWE. He will be right under me. He is the man, he is the myth, he is the legend, soon to be.. he is, Alex Riley.

Besides singing "Jump Around" to all the WWE superstars in the locker room? Uh... I enjoy listening to music, pumping up, and getting really muscular and oily. I like to oil myself before.

Today I was in the gym benching 400 pounds. A-Ry is my witness to this.

Now I'm a little hurt. Let me check my tears in the reflection of my championship gold.

I have a girlfriend. I give my heart to her. She's around, she's everywhere, we travel together. She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's everything you want in a woman. She doesn't complain.. but I can tune her out just enough.

Michael Cole is a visionary!