Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now.

Allow the purity of evil to guide you.

If you try me, I will make you famous.

In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place!

There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all.

You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.