The Undertaker Quotes

Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things.

If you try me, I will make you famous.

Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now.

The fear of death is far greater than the death itself. But the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all!

I've crippled more people than polio.

You can't hide... from The Deadman.

In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place!

Tonight, there will be a sacrafice!

There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all.

Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to heaven.

I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.

Allow the purity of evil to guide you.

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.

You can not kill that which is already dead.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, you're not going to like the view.

You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!

Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.

Sometimes it's hell getting to heaven

I don`t make mistakes. I bury them.