Allow the purity of evil to guide you.
Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now.
In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place!
You can not kill that which is already dead.
Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things.
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.