Some people have a perfect genius for doing nothing, and doing it assiduously.

There is nothing like fun, is there? I haven't any myself, but I do like it in others.

It is easier to make money than to save it. One is exertion, the other, self-denial.

Just what part of meow don't you understand?

A coxcomb is four-fifths affectation and one-fifth vanity.

People have no right to make fools of themselves, unless they have no relations to blush for them.

Absurdities die of self-strangulation.