Life ain't all beer and skittles.

The happiness of every country depends upon the character of its people, rather than the form of its government.

Ceremony is all backbone.

Death and taxes are inevitable.

Fun has no limits. It is like the human race and face; there is a family likeness among all the species, but they all differ.

Coerced innocence is like an imprisoned lark,--open the door, and it is off forever. The bird that roams through the sky and the groves unrestrained knows how to dodge the hawk and protect itself; but the caged one, the moment it leaves its bars and bolts behind, is pounced upon by the fowler or the vulture.

Give me a chance, says Stupid, and I will show you. Ten to one he has had his chance already, and neglected it.