Wise men, like wine, are best when old; pretty women, like bread, are best when young.
Fun has no limits. It is like the human race and face; there is a family likeness among all the species, but they all differ.
Nature's bank-dividends.
Fact is stranger than fiction.
Life ain't all beer and skittles.
Some people have a perfect genius for doing nothing, and doing it assiduously.