I did a series called Ned and Stacey for two years for Fox back in the 90s. I was writer on it as well as a producer, and it was very important to me that there were no contemporary references.

I invested, and I protected myself, so I enjoy that freedom.

Kissing's a good thing, man. It's the doorbell of intimacy.

I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need.

I have a healthy sense of vanity. I like to look good for myself, which is what a lot of women say. I want to stay fit.

Cows are a lot smarter across the board than bulls.

Nothing is set up like a comedy bit. I did sitcoms for 10 years. Literally from 1989 to 1999. That's almost all I did. Whenever I got away from television I was like, "Phew, thank God that's over. I am never going back."