I would just turn into a giant pair of lips. "Oh God! There he is! It's Lip-Man!"
I love knowing that I'm not better than any other person on the planet.
Cows are a lot smarter across the board than bulls.
Kissing's a good thing, man. It's the doorbell of intimacy.
I did a series called Ned and Stacey for two years for Fox back in the 90s. I was writer on it as well as a producer, and it was very important to me that there were no contemporary references.
One that always stings is "Grow up." And it stings most when you have the suspicion that it is justified, that you have just done somethingchildish and you got nailed for it. It's probably been said to me a few times.