But I'm a citizen of Texas and try to spend most of my time there.

I've been an admirer of Helen Mirren for a long time. As I get older, I find myself admiring older women who have poise and elegance.

Kissing's a good thing, man. It's the doorbell of intimacy.

I hate it when women fight aging with plastic surgery or fashion choices. There's this arrogant youth worship in our society.

I have a healthy sense of vanity. I like to look good for myself, which is what a lot of women say. I want to stay fit.

Nothing is set up like a comedy bit. I did sitcoms for 10 years. Literally from 1989 to 1999. That's almost all I did. Whenever I got away from television I was like, "Phew, thank God that's over. I am never going back."

When I landed in L.A. in early '89, William Morris decided to take me on to see if I could get any jobs. I was cast in a TV movie called Protected Surf, and made $30,000 in four weeks, and I decided I needed to take acting seriously, because I had never made that much money in a year, much less four weeks. That's when I decided I thought I could make a career out of it.