Their lives have been largely defined by failure and you would think the prospect of marriage, which is supposed to be bountiful and hopeful, it's just really another kind of tangential thing in his life.

I would just turn into a giant pair of lips. "Oh God! There he is! It's Lip-Man!"

Nothing is set up like a comedy bit. I did sitcoms for 10 years. Literally from 1989 to 1999. That's almost all I did. Whenever I got away from television I was like, "Phew, thank God that's over. I am never going back."

I love knowing that I'm not better than any other person on the planet.

But I'm a citizen of Texas and try to spend most of my time there.

The fact that I haven't been married might qualify me as belonging in the nutty category to a lot of women.

Look at the Native American culture. They revere the elders.