People kept passing our [ with Robert Ben Garant] script around, and suddenly we had this reputation as screenwriters, which we're not - we're sketch comedy guys.

It's such a great thing to work with people and not have a plan.

Being a movie star is stressful as hell. You've got to do crunches all day long. You've got to get up and learn lines.

Don't write something that is your passion project because all it will do is get the passion stomped out of you.

Waiting for opportunities in the entertainment industry is an impossibility; they are not coming. You have to make your own.

When you do a movie in the studio system, there's a committee. A committee of six or seven people you answer to. There's two or three producers, a studio executive and one or two people above that studio executive.

I never thought I would write the way that I write for the studios now, which is like, not little novels, but be someone who literally is more like, you know, sometimes I guess we describe, we're more Salieri than Mozart.