Waiting for opportunities in the entertainment industry is an impossibility; they are not coming. You have to make your own.

The best thing that happened during the filming of Out Cold is that I forged a friendship with Lee Majors that endured for almost 12 weeks.

I need to be spontaneous sometimes. Sometimes I find that the little detail or nuance that you add to it that's based on what's happening at the time that's not very rehearsed often ends up feeling like the funniest thing.

People love that monkey torture.

Don't write something that is your passion project because all it will do is get the passion stomped out of you.

I think people were not expecting us [with Robert Ben Garant] to, they were just like, "Well here come the writers," but we both were coming out of a sketch comedy background, so when we pitch a movie, we play every character in the film. You act it out, you perform it - you do a 10-minute performance of the movie.

Nobody in Hollywood ever sets out to make a bad movie ever but about 99% of the time, that's what happens.