I never thought I would write the way that I write for the studios now, which is like, not little novels, but be someone who literally is more like, you know, sometimes I guess we describe, we're more Salieri than Mozart.

Don't write something that is your passion project because all it will do is get the passion stomped out of you.

People kept passing our [ with Robert Ben Garant] script around, and suddenly we had this reputation as screenwriters, which we're not - we're sketch comedy guys.

The best thing that happened during the filming of Out Cold is that I forged a friendship with Lee Majors that endured for almost 12 weeks.

I don't think you can teach someone how to come up with good characters or a story.

Nobody in Hollywood ever sets out to make a bad movie ever but about 99% of the time, that's what happens.

Waiting for opportunities in the entertainment industry is an impossibility; they are not coming. You have to make your own.