I never thought I would write the way that I write for the studios now, which is like, not little novels, but be someone who literally is more like, you know, sometimes I guess we describe, we're more Salieri than Mozart.

Waiting for opportunities in the entertainment industry is an impossibility; they are not coming. You have to make your own.

Writing studio movies is the best job in the world... it's awesome.

The best thing that happened during the filming of Out Cold is that I forged a friendship with Lee Majors that endured for almost 12 weeks.

Books are great for if you want to work on the craft of writing for yourself, or, you know, to write novels or indie films, stuff like that.

It's such a great thing to work with people and not have a plan.

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.