The trouble is, you can't properly present something you don't believe in.

My life was the best omelette you could make with a chainsaw

I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.

Giving freaks a pass is the oldest tradition in Montana.

Fishing should be a ceremony that reaffirms our place in the natural world and helps us resist further estrangement from our origins.

To me, no painter has ever quite understood the light, the distances, the aboriginal ghostliness of the American West as well as Maynard Dixon. The great mood of his work is solitude, the effect of land and space on people. While his work stands perfectly well on its claims to beauty, it offers a spiritual view of the West indispensable to anyone who would understand it.

The occupational hazard of making a spectacle of yourself, over the long haul, is that at some point you buy a ticket too.