Doctors are mostly impostors. The older a doctor is and the more venerated he is, the more he must pretend to know everything. Of course, they grow worse with time. Always look for a doctor who is hated by the best doctors. Always seek out a bright young doctor before he comes down with nonsense.

There is no drunkenness equal to that of remembering whispered words in the night.

People are meant to go through life two by two. ’Tain’t natural to be lonesome.

The public for which masterpieces are intended is not of this earth.

Doctors are mostly impostors. The older a doctor is and the more venerated he is, the more he must pretend to know everything. Of course, they grow worse with time. Always look for a doctor who is hated by the best doctors. Always seek out a bright young doctor before he comes down with nonsense.

Imprisonment of the body is bitter; imprisonment of the mind is worse

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.