When I first came here, Hollywood was very closed-minded.

I'm waxed clean - hairless as the day as I was born. But don't say 'Tia has no pubic hair.' That's so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say 'She's mowed her secret garden' or 'She's cleared the way to the Promised Land.' Because that's what it is, right?

I'm not really this rock'n'roll chick.

Wayne's World was a turning point-after Wayne's World, it was like, "Who is this girl? Where did she come from? Let's give her another job. Have her come in and meet instead of read

I like theme parks. The fastest roller coaster I've ever been on is at a casino in Nevada.

Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon.

People want me to do the strangest things. They want me to sign their arms or chests.