I'm waxed clean - hairless as the day as I was born. But don't say 'Tia has no pubic hair.' That's so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say 'She's mowed her secret garden' or 'She's cleared the way to the Promised Land.' Because that's what it is, right?
Tia CarrereI slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig.
Tia Carrere