As an actress, you're already disregarded for a lot of the parts by the people who are setting up those shows. You don't need your agent to be doing the same.

I'm waxed clean - hairless as the day as I was born. But don't say 'Tia has no pubic hair.' That's so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say 'She's mowed her secret garden' or 'She's cleared the way to the Promised Land.' Because that's what it is, right?

I act and perform in hopes of getting attention and admiration.

I like theme parks. The fastest roller coaster I've ever been on is at a casino in Nevada.

Jason Lee is the most famous actor from Hawaii I can think of.

No, I always wanted to be a singer. It was kind of funny that I took this road, started acting, then-almost ten years later-in Wayne's World people finally got to see me sing. And everyone thought it was dubbed in.

Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon.