I had been gullible, naive, soft, pliable. That's why I got taken advantage of. To survive, you have to have a tough skin.

Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon.

I'm not really this rock'n'roll chick.

Did you know hemp is a natural fiber

I'm waxed clean - hairless as the day as I was born. But don't say 'Tia has no pubic hair.' That's so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say 'She's mowed her secret garden' or 'She's cleared the way to the Promised Land.' Because that's what it is, right?

I'm concentrating on the positive, on all the wonderful things I'm doing now.

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig.