I can't imagine just dusting my pants off and going about my life like, "Phew! I sure made it through a tough spot, now where am I headed?" I feel more of an obligation to be helpful.

I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money.

In standup, you don't have anything near you except a microphone.

My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense.

I can't believe I'm breathing and happy and thriving.

In movies, you just see somebody close their eyes, and you go on to the next scene.

Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.