Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.

I didn't just want to be the one who was always looking around at the weird family members. I wanted to make my mistakes.

When I announced I had cancer on stage, it was my brain leaping to that insane moment of, "There's no way I could start a show saying, 'Hi, I have cancer!'" And also for me to have these scars, and then think, "Oh my gosh, what if I did stand-up and not even acknowledge that my shirt was off, or that I have scars.

I hold back parts of my life and experiences... I don't want to share anything just for the sake of sharing and exposing myself, but if something feels right and I feel inspired by the situations or moment I'll definitely share it. There are so many stories and experiences I have not shared, and I don't feel compelled to.

I'm the luckiest unlucky person.

I can't believe I'm breathing and happy and thriving.

I think my brain just has a natural way of going to what would be the most insane thing, the least likely option.