I hold back parts of my life and experiences... I don't want to share anything just for the sake of sharing and exposing myself, but if something feels right and I feel inspired by the situations or moment I'll definitely share it. There are so many stories and experiences I have not shared, and I don't feel compelled to.

When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn't my moment, this is a moment.

In movies, you just see somebody close their eyes, and you go on to the next scene.

I can't imagine just dusting my pants off and going about my life like, "Phew! I sure made it through a tough spot, now where am I headed?" I feel more of an obligation to be helpful.

In standup, you don't have anything near you except a microphone.

Everything's happened to me. Nothing can happen to me now.

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks.