Life can very genuinely and realistically pile things on. It doesn't dole out the heartache and pain, or joy, perfectly.

A lot of times people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think it should be wild and crazy, or loud music, and comedians are typically pretty mellow people that just want to talk to each other. I think it would be highly unusual to find comedians who want to be at a loud, crowded party.

I always wonder, aside from even my name, what if my parents never split up? What if my mother never died? It swirls in my head all the time.

I think my brain just has a natural way of going to what would be the most insane thing, the least likely option.

Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.

I didn't just want to be the one who was always looking around at the weird family members. I wanted to make my mistakes.

I love drama - I would say more than I even love comedy - but I like in One Mississippi that I can go from a very moving moment to a Willy Wonka tube up my ass. I like the silliness as much as I like drama.