If I had a choice about going to a meeting at a studio or changing a nappy, I'd choose the nappy.

It's very nice to have someone that you can have a completely abstract conversation with and leave the room, feel like everything's fine, and then realize that if you pick it apart, you have absolutely no idea what either of you said.

My diagnosis," he said "for better or worse, is that your son is the result of an old pharaoh's curse.

My name is Jimmy, but my friends just call me the hideous penguin boy.

I've always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but they'd still say I'm a dark personality.

It's good as an artist to always remember to see things in a new, weird way.

I'm going to put that on my gravestone. "He created such a category of unwanted pop culture - Famous for directing unwanted cultural references".