A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net worth and familiarity with violence, each group with a head-and-shoulders edge in one category. The basic math of a tropical storm.

I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.

Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X?

Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops.

Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.