My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X?

Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must

Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.

A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.

I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.