A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.

Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never stop chasing them.

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.

Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!

Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must

Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.