Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.

Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must

Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.

Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.

Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never stop chasing them.

The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three are back in prison, two have gone insane from untreated venereal disease, and one writes book reviews.