If anyone can show me ... that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife, I'll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
Who's the world going to revolve around now?
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
We have tendency to define ourselves in opposition to stuff. But try to also express your passion for things you love. Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire. Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.