Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don't gotta believe nothin' you don't like.
There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don't hear them whinging.
Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.
I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.