It's more like I was daydreaming when the Supreme Being told me what I should do with my life, and it's too late to ask what it was.

Besides, I’m not looking to get saved. I’m only going with her because it’s what you do when you’re in a relationship. You know? You slide into the third pew from the front and sit there thinking about how desperate all these people are to feel like something loves them. They’ll believe all kinds of hocus-pocus. But your girlfriend likes it, and you like her, so you do it. It’s called compromise. The only way you’re going to get something to last in this world is to work at it.

This stage in the life of the buzz is truly fabulous. It’s not even a buzz anymore. It’s a roar. The world opens up and everything’s yours right here, right now. You’ve probably heard the expression—All good things must come to an end. Well, this stage in the life of the buzz never heard anything close to that. This stage says, 'I will never end. I am indestructible. I will last fabulously forever.' And, of course, you believe it. To hell with tomorrow. To hell with all problems and barriers. Nothing matters but the Spectacular Now.

Boredom is only for boring people with no imagination.

To hell with tomorrow. To hell with all problems and barriers. Nothing matters but the Spectacular Now.

Just remember this- weird's good. Embrace the weird, dude. Enjoy it because it's never going away.

Life is spectacular. Forget the dark things. Take a drink and let time wash them away to where ever time washes away to.