When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.

The New York Post quoted Senator Hillary Clinton saying that she would never run for President, declaring "That is not something I'm going to be doing. "Which in Clinton talk means "I will be President in three years.

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.

Doing one movie every two years is about all I can handle 'cause, being the creator at '30 Rock', my year there starts in the middle of June and goes back around until March.

My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don't take myself too seriously.

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.