Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Al Gore announced Tuesday that he plans to launch a 24-hour cable news network for young adults. Gore claims he's been wanting to do this since he invented cable TV in the 1990s.

The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing.

Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They don’t change your size or your skin color. They leave in your disgusting knuckles, but they may take out some armpit stubble. Not because they’re denying its existence, but because they understand that it’s okay to make a photo look as if you were caught on your best day in the best light.

This January, Kevin Costner will be honored by the Palm Springs International Film Festival for his contribution to film. This gives Costner just two months to make a contribution to film.

Never tell a crazy person he’s crazy.

I'm a big fan of 'The Office,' both the British and the American versions.