Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn't get to be.

I believe in process. I believe that having a really difficult process is more valuable than a good outcome.

I became immersed in the cult of improvisation. I was like one of those athletes trying to get into the Olympics. It was all about blind focus. I was so sure that I was doing exactly what I'd been put on this earth to do, and I would have done anything to make it onto that stage.

North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror. Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.

Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody has an exit strategy.