Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

If you're an actor and you don't get cast in stuff a lot, then put together a show or hold play-reading nights at your apartment. Make your own opportunities.

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula, so I'm proud to say we made

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.

Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about.