I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this mentally challenged guy!

When you have a set of characters, you have to fall in love with them and care about them as each individual character.

Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh.

I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.

I had to get back to work... NBC has me under contract; the baby and I only have a verbal agreement.

There are no mistakes only opportunities.

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.