The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating.

It's easy to fall into the trap of just cranking out things that are good enough to sell.

Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

I never get to go to movies, because I'm a mom.

At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment.

If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly. (Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)