Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They don’t change your size or your skin color. They leave in your disgusting knuckles, but they may take out some armpit stubble. Not because they’re denying its existence, but because they understand that it’s okay to make a photo look as if you were caught on your best day in the best light.

It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.

We're gonna promote freedom. Usher in democratic values and ideals. And fight terror-loving terrorists.

To me YES, AND means don't be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you're adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.

In Into the Woods, Cinderella runs from her prince, Rapunzel is thrown from a tower for her prince, and Sleeping Beauty just thought she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby.

This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens