You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It only makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores.
Tina FeyI think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.
Tina FeyLadies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat."
Tina FeyIt was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, 'if this is what it takes to win, it's not worth it.'
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