Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody has an exit strategy.

I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.

A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment.

"30 Rock" is over, so I definitely aspire to write another movie again; eventually, will try to pitch something for television again.

The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing.

An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.'

According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon.