There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!

I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria's Secret. There would be no Dior.

I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date.

Never tell a crazy person he’s crazy.

You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.

You can't control things by being nervous.

Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.