That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

Humor requires perspective. Perspective requires focus. Focus requires balance. Balance requires attention to the present moment. In the 'now' one is freed from labels. Success and failure, good luck and bad—they're all constructs of your mind.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game