That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.

I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Humor requires perspective. Perspective requires focus. Focus requires balance. Balance requires attention to the present moment. In the 'now' one is freed from labels. Success and failure, good luck and bad—they're all constructs of your mind.