That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I tend to pick on the people I'm closest with because I know they know it's not personal.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.