You can't go out and practice average on Wednesday, average on Thursday, okay on Friday and then expect to play well on Sunday.

I've had just about everything punched. I've had things grabbed that just shouldn't be grapped.

I like skiing and surfing with kids. They are the cutest little skiers out there, in their little outfits. I just want to eat 'em up!

I would never do anything outside of the rules of play.

I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone?

Sometimes, getting up in the morning and brishing your teath is the hardest part of the day - it all just hurts.

When you hang with a bunch of 300-pound linemen, you tend to find the places that are the greasiest and serve the most food.