The general difference between conservatives and liberals is that liberals like pretty pictures and conservatives like to build bridges that people can drive across.

It is a principle of diplomacy that one must know something of the truth in order to lie convincingly.

I'd rather talk to people who do things than complain about other people who do things. I say they're idiots.

Anti-Catholicism is the last respectable prejudice. You can't hate black people anymore, of course, and you can't hate homosexuals anymore, but you can hate all the Catholics you want.

Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after you hung the parchment on the wall. People might ask for a rebate.

The general difference between conservatives and liberals is that liberals like pretty pictures and conservatives like to build bridges that people can drive across.

I wanted to see my name on the cover of a book. If your name is in the Library of Congress, you're immortal.