Man is a creature of hope and invention, both of which belie the idea that things cannot be changed.

There are two kinds of people: the ones who need to be told and the ones who figure it out all by themselves.

Washington D.C. is about 300 square miles surrounded by realty.

If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you'd better have a plan for dealing with his teeth

When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Collaboration on a book is the ultimate unnatural act.